Pa Ingalls

Last night I made my dad promise that he will nevvvveer get old.

This morning I get a text from him that reads:

"Yo what up!  Just yer pa here alive and well, kickin up a little dust!  Goin to the gym, gettin my hair dyed, laser eye surge, and a tummy tuck today yo!"

Which is just one example of why I don't want him to ever get old. 

Dear Pa,

Sorry fer my fair share

of yer silver hair.

Thanks fer all yer love n care.

Over en out.